Wednesday, March 31

Bored...

Here was something I've been trying to find for ages...

9) Ma’heo’o Tsehehe’tovatsemenoto tsehestoestoveto he’amo’omee’e,
God the one who is our father who is in heaven (above-realm),
momoxeono’atamaneto.
I wish for you to be respected.
10) Nehvehonoo’estse. Momoxeaahtoneto hetseno ho’eva
Sit as chief! I wish for you to be listened to / obeyed here on earth
hapo’e tsehesheaahtoneto heneheohe he’amo’omee’e.
likewise as you are listened to there in heaven.
11) Hetse esheeva nexhoxomemeno.
Today feed us.
12) Naa vonetano’totse nahtavesevo’eetahestonanotse hapo’e
And forget about our bad-doings (sins) likewise
tseohkeheshevonetano’tomovotse vo’estaneo’o tsehavesevo’eehaetsee’e.
as we forget about them people what they do bad to us.
13) Hoonestano’tovemeno vonohoha’ovahtsestova naa ne’aseotsheshemeno
Restrain us from daring / tempting each other but take us away from
tsexhaveseva’e.
where it is evil/bad.
Naa tsehneehoveto nevehonoo’e, nehohaatamaahe, naa
And you (yourself) you sit as chief, you are powerful, and
nevo’ho’eho’hevatamaahe hetsetseha naa a’ene’xoveva.
you have a lighted character now and forever.

The lord's prayer in Cheyenne. Lovely.

And in Creek as well...

Pu'rke hvlwe liketskat,
ce hocefkvt vcakekvs.
Cem ohmekketvt vlvkekvs.
Mimv hvlwe nake kometske momat etvpomet yvmv ekvnvn oh momekvs.
Nettv vrahkv tvkliken mucv nettvn pu'mvs.
Momet pum ahuervn es pum wikvs,
vhuericeyat es em wikakeyat, etvpomen.
Nake pu naorkepuece taye eskerretv 'sep oh ahyetskvs;
momis holwakat a sepu'ssicvs.
Ohmekketvt, yekcetvt,
momen rak'ketvt cenake emunkvt omekv.
Emйn.


Find it in your language...

Monday, March 29

I can barely move...

This weekend was a total blast. My birthday lasted five freaking days and they all rawked hard. It started Tuesday night and lasted all the way to Saturday night. Sunday I had to take a break. My body is so freaking sore it isn't even funny. So the week went a little something like this...





Ha ha...Yeee-aaah! Crotch biter! LMAO! Good times.

I think the highlights are Thursday (cause you know my birthday begins @ midnight): Barhopping. Went to A.L.I.A.S/Alchemy and had a couple there. It was kewl. Erry buddy in the club got tipsy...then we proceeded to go to Saki to check out the infamous man about townLBS (James) and his crew djing thur closed the place down, he bought me a drink and it was great...went to my favorite place to get pizza...Trios and bumped in my my gheyboi Martin and spent I don't know how long just laughing our asses off in the street.

Finally, we went home...

Frizziday!: Go Shorty...it's your birthday...we gon' party like it's your birthday.

Hellz yeah...I got off work early and went to my Numi's house. We then went straight to the mall to get a new dress...our hair did...and get Dior makeovers. It was fabulous. We had dinner @ Cafe Milano I don't know how much was spent but I had a freaking sardine (those of you who don't know if effing hate fish with passion) by accident! I thought it was a piece of spinach and it was dark! That was gross. Went home and got out of my dress and into to my rave duds and we went to cubik to see Miss DJ Irene! That show was off the effin hook! Me and Kina were rippin up the dance floor here,here, and here. It's kinda where's waldoy but it had the freakin time of my life.

Saturday...I basically lazed around a bit...when to the kite festival on the mall. Flew my Winnie the Pooh kite...went home and got ready to go with Kelli to see my favorite Local band Tripwire This night was hillarious to say the least. But I have an awesome time and I also reconfirmed that I am Rick James, Betch...ha ha ha ha ha...

Sunday: Lisa left and it was a little sad. I had a great time while she was here.

Anyways...I'm effing tired...I may edit later but...for now I shall go and be on my merry way..



Thursday, March 25

Uh Oh...Tomorrow is...

*It's my freaking birthday!*



I know you are all excited for me. I get to offically hit the mid-twenties and officially begin my quarter life crisis. But I plan on doing it with a bang. Turning 24 is so not turning 30 so I'm going to keep partying on until I feel it's time to be serious.

Because why? Life is too serious to take seriously.

And to all my people in my life, I would like to thank for getting me to this point in my life.

First and formost the Maheo/Grandfather/God above. Without him I would cease to be apart of this world sharing the air with you nice folks. Maheo never has given me anything I didn't handle and continues to bless me all the days of my life.

My mom and dad for taking a chance on eachother anyway and concieveing me and my beautiful momishu/Numi (my little sister) out of love.

To my momishu, to whom the deepest joys of my life have sprang. You are my laughter, you are my tears, you are my warrior, and you are my heart. I'm glad you are my partner in crime in this life time.

To my family. Life has been interesting to say the very least but I wouldn't trade any of you for all the money in the world.

To my bestest friends in the whole world:

Stephanie: Geezush girl, you have never walked behind me or in front of me. I love you for that and will always be happy to walk beside you. *Shit we made it twelve years, lets make it 50 more*

Benji: The man who taught me was it is to love and be loved by another man not my family. You have worshiped me in the most beautiful ways and taught me to always look further than my nose to find my dreams. Thank you for always wanting the best for me and continue to do so.

Roacha: What can I say that I haven't told you many times before. You are the greatest light and gift to this world that I have had the privaledge to know. You are an inspiration to the Native community and our world is a better place for it. To the love of my life and the life of my love...Always.

And Ryan: Ryan Ryan Ryan...I have so many words in my heart that I can scarcely bring them to fruitition with our tearing up. And I know how you hate it when I cry. I can still remember the first day I fell in love with you. And if there was ever a time in my life that I knew I met a soul mate it was that day. You are strong part of my heart that beats. And I'm very happy that we have been mature enough to remain friends until this day. I wouldn't trade knowing you for anything. You are a capable, strong, intelligent human being. You contribute so much to the world and to me. Mvto. I'll love you always.

And as not to forget:

Fucker 2.0: It may seem sometimes surreal. That you met someone as stunning as me. But ever since that fateful day in January I never knew that I could meet someone and be so intrigued and fascinated and comfortable and so much alike that it's scary. But I'm glad that you're here in my life always knowing whats in my head and letting me be in your life as an equal. Constantly there asking me to think, and voice my opinion and reminisce. You are a new force in my life that I don't know what to do with. But I'm glad you're here. And I have no fear. That you will ever leave. or that you will disappear. Or ever cease to surprise. Or look me straight in the eyes. You give me that fucker smile. And never convice me of lies. You are one of the greats....too be continued...

Blah blah, mushfest is over. Go back to your homes.


*Such is my life...and it is blessed.*



Peace.

*Thursday Randum*



You guys know you want to know how to flirt. So here you go. If you want a brush up...same applies.

Click here beyotch, I'm Rick James

Wednesday, March 24

What a day!

*Wednesday Randum*


Alright habitual line-steppers....

you know you wanted the famous "I'm Rick James, B*tch". And if you don't have cable or comedy central here is what you've been missing...

Click here to download

It may take a while depending on your modems but it's so well worth it.

Tuesday, March 23

Tueday, yay!

*Tuesday Randum*


What is your Cyborg name?

Mine is...



I am so going to buy me a shirt....it's cool. My shirt

Monday, March 22

Well it's count down til the big day. Where Miss Spring goes down the aisle to said I do...

That's going to be an experience. More on that later...I just wanted to get teh little things out of the way.

*Five Things I'm greatful for today*


1. NDN Tacos!
2. My brother in law has brains
3. Da Vinci Code
4. Irons
5. blankets

Monday Randum


If I were a South Park Character...this is who I'd be...



Who would you be? Not a quiz you get to design yourself...
Click to become a Southparker

Friday, March 19

Again...I had too.

TOP TEN REASONS TO BE AMERICAN INDIAN



1. You can point with your lips and give your fingers a rest.



2. You'll never be alone because everyone is related to you.



3. You'll never starve because there is always a feast of some

kind, somewhere, at any time.



4. We are the only ones who can save the rain forests with our dances.



5. You'll alway's know the first letter of the alphabet (Ayyyyy).



6. If you know how to "stomp" you'll always have a "snag".



7. Because Indians are just...somehow.



8. You can recognize the IHS dentures in Dances with Wolves.



9. You'll never need lotion when you have a greasy frybread.



10. Because "you just need one more number to cry out 'BINGO'."

Geez...You know I had too...

NAVAJO RESERVATION DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION



First Name________________

Last Name:

( ) Atcitty

( ) Begay

( ) Begaye

( ) Benally

( ) Nez

( ) Yazzie



Age:____(if unsure, guess)

Sex:____M______F_______Not sure



Shoe Size:______Left______Right



Tribal Clothing Jacket Size:________



Occupation:

( )Spring Sheepherder

( )Summer Sheepherder

( )Fall Sheepherder

( )Winter Sheepherder

( )Unemployed

( )Dirty politician



Spouse's Name:________________

2nd Spouse's Name:______________

3rd Spouse's Name:____________



Relationship with spouse:

( )Best friend's wife

( )Best friend's sister

( )Don't remember

( )It just happened

( )Which one....



Lover's Name:___________

2nd Lover's Name:___________



Number of children living in household:_____

Number of children living in shed:________

Number of children that are yours:_________



Mother's Name:________

Father's Name:_________

(if not sure, leave blank)



Education:1st; 2nd; 3rd; 4th (Circle highest

grade completed)

Do you ( )own or ( )rent your mobile home? (Check

appropriate box)



___Total number of vehicles you own

___Number of vehicles that still crank

___Number of vehicles in front yard

___Number of vehicles in back yard

___Number of vehicles on cement blocks

___Number of vehicles with a water tank



Firearms you own and where you keep them:

___truck

___bedroom

___outhouse

___kitchen

___shed



Model and year of your pick-up:___________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?

( )Yes ( ) NO; If no, please explain:



Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

( ) Navajo Times

( ) Gallup Independent

( ) Navajo/Hopi Observer

( ) Buckle Bunnies

( ) NFR



___Number of times you've seen a Navajo Nation

president

___Number of times you've seen a NN president with a

woman

___Number of times you've seen a NN president with

numerous women



How often do you bathe:

(if no running water, you may still respond)

( )Weekly

( )Monthly

( )Not Applicable



Color of teeth:

( )Yellow

( )Brownish-yellow

( )Brown

( )Black

( )N/A



Brand of alcohol you prefer:

( )T-Bird

( ) G-D



How far is your home form a paved road?

( )1 mile

( )2 miles

( )don't know

Wednesday, March 17

Wednesday, Training..woo hoo

Well yesterday I totally forgot about a training I signed up for. I felt really dumb. I was the last person there. :( I am learning a new skill so that will kewl.

*Five things I'm greatful for*


1. My room is getting cleaner.
2. My dad getting guts.
3. waking up on time.
4. not being late again.
5. smiles from friends

Monday, March 15

Oh yeah. It's monday! Woot!

Yeah. It's another crazy monday gone by. It is soo freaking nice outside it's ridiculous. I'll make it quick today. I have thoughts to release but it's all dum skitzo stuff. One of my ex's is having a baby and my jaw dropped. Congrats to him but yeah....I'm happy for him...

*Five things I'm greatful for today*


1. The Black Album by Jay-Z
2. My webcam rox.
3. the sunset tonite.
4. My lip getting pierced soon. (hopefully)
5. Cleaning my room. Yay!

Monday Randum


Yes, I'm really freaking bored and in my bored'em and slight narcisim I put on pic on bang me dot net.



It's alright. It makes me laugh how alot of these people take this stuff marjorly seriously. It's childish. But it's funny.

Friday, March 12

Yay! It's finally friday! Finally. This week has been a rollercoaster of ups and downs. I've been acting depressed lately but everyday seemed like a different emotion. Monday I didn't feel like me at all. It was like I was dreaming. Tuesday I felt better but my attitude toward life sucked. Wednesday, I cussed out an old lady for a parking space. (It was parking for mothers anyways and I had my sister and her baby! Plus, there was a perfectly just as good handicapp space across the way. She was being an asshole) Thursday I felt human again. I realize I am carrying alot of guilt over things that I don't need to. I got a guilt trip from my mom for not calling my little bro more often. She was right but she was drunk and I just can't talk to her when she's like that. I refuse to. This weekend again I am playing lo-key. I need to save my money to get out of that place. And plus, my birthday, and Lisa is comming, and I'm getting murried. I wish it could all be so simple. But anyways. Enjoy the rest of the day.

*Happy Friday, Y'all!*




*Five things I'm greatful for today


1. My sister can do her own websites now! Yay!
2. There is a job @ the Smithsonian that's perfect for Ryan.
3. My mother....(god bless her guilt trips)
4. My nephew's gullibullness.
5. My littel brother Sky. My little 9 year old wonder. I<3 him and miss him so much.

*Friday Randum!*


How much are you worth?

Find out here @ Humans for Sale!

I am worth exactly: $1,679,054.00. Go me!

Wednesday, March 10

Here's what I was working on today. Could someone give me feedback on this? ARe the pictures too big? Does it take to long to load. Anyone and everyone's feed back would be much obliged. Thanks.

Paris Slide Show!

Five Things I'm greatful for today


1. Having dinner with JUST my father and sister.
2. I got my sears photos back.
3. Amber is a pudge. (My niece...not you Amba)
4. Saved up lunch money.
5. My Playstation 2 that I jacked from Ryan. Muahahahahahahaha! I love it!

*Wednesday Randum*



Which Sex and the City Player Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty

Wow I would have never have guess this one!


Which Breakfast Clubber Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty


What's Your Style? Find out @ She's Crafty


Who's Your Movie Sidekick? Find out @ She's Crafty


Who's Your 80s Movie Icon Alter-Ego? Find out @ She's Crafty


Who's Your Inner Music Industry Diva? Find out @ She's Crafty

I wanted to be Janet Jackson!



What's Your Problem? Find out @ She's Crafty



You're a hardworking individual enshrouded by an overwhelming sense of mystery, beauty, and intrigue. Though always on the go, you keep focused, helping - often rapturing - those you meet.




Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.



Tuesday, March 9

Posting later...updating my website finally. Again.


Five things I'm greatful for today


1. having a friend with a crisp dollar for the pop machine.
2. Waking up early enought to put make-up on.
3. My daddy taking risks.
4. Ryan giving me great advice.
5. Multi-colored ink pens for a dolla @ the dolla stow...(I freaking luv me some dolla stow)

*Tuesday Randum*


Who is in your celebrity family? by cerulean_dreams
User Name
MomCeline Dion
DadSteve Irwin
BrotherJason Biggs
SisterCameron Diaz
DogOtis
BoyfriendViggo Mortensen
Best friendDrew Barrymore
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Monday, March 8

Mundane...as always...

Well this weekend came and went without much fanfare.

*Big Shout out the tha Fixico's in Shawnee!*
*I luff ya' guys!*



I hung out with Dee on Friday and had a goot time sipping away drinks @ hooters. We only went because the it was such an awesome day outside and they're the only ones with a patio. Saturday, it was just me, bubbles, the rain, and some Diana Krall. I had a blast. I went to teh little benefit they had here in Rockville that was nice. Alot of people (considering our community) showed up so that was nice. I only went to grub and git my commod cheese and frybread. Then I went to a house party with some friends. That was nice. I didn't get drunk enough to fall for the little boy antics these guys still play when they're drunk. Dude if you wanna hang ask me....don't slap my ass. And no you haven't told me you loved me...but yeah...I just met you so that's probably why.

I am not without a sense of humor but god damn. Just cause I'm native and your native doesn't me we should snuggle up in your snaggin blanket automatically....dude I don't care if it is your house.

In other news, Sunday, I concentrated on organizing my mess. I don't know why I feel so compelled to keep ALL my magazines that I don't subscribe to but should. I have like every cosmo from present to 2000. and I just can't let go.
My beanie babys that just sit quietly in a basket and don't hurt nobody but take up precious space. Can't part with them. My stupid joke collection of porcelin N'sync Bobble head dolls. Just cant let go.

Even freakin CD cases. What am I going to do with the? Have one big CD case. I don't need to keep the thousand plastic cases in a box. Clothes that look nice but I'll never wear cause they make me look old and boring. But they're some nice blouses. I keep on telling myself to keep them til I lose weight. but I'm not even focused on that. Blah.
I need to re-evaluate my goals. I need another job. I need my own place. I need my own car. I need a guy friend that doesn't get jealous when I go on dates or guys hit on me. I need a man in my life that makes me feel special.

Ick...I can't believe I just said the latter.

Anyways, ta-ta-for now.

*Five things I'm greatful for today*


1. My sister loving me unconditionally.
2. My sister being retarded.
3. Warm rain on a sunday afternoon
4. Billie Holiday
5. Native House Parties. They're soo not tha same. (Cept the music)

Monday Randum


Too be continued...(12:46)

Friday, March 5

Iiiiiiiiiiiiit's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaay!

Oh yeah, oh yeah, three weeks...til my birthday.


*does the roger rabbit*
*tries to do a flip and falls on her face*


Muahahahahaha! I don't care...I'm still excited. Today is suppose to be 75 degrees. It's Friday, I have a job, and I have ish to do. Oh yeah. Go me. I plan on doing nothing this weekend. Roacha wants to drag me to Dream tonite to go see Ludacris. I know most girls out there would kill to go. But damn. I ain't drinking til my birthday. I don't like to go to Ghetto bougois clubs anymore. Me and hip-hop are growing apart. I tried of going out every freaking weekend anyways. Why the hell, am i going to spend $20 to be sober and in the same space as some celebrity I ain't ever going to see. That makes soo much sense. If I was going to spend that $20, I would go to cubik instead. At least they have a "REAL" open bar and not that dolla a watered-down rum and coke shit. At least there I can at a fool, dress up or down, get drunk for free and keep $10 of my money. And see my friends. It's hard to tell Roach no sometimes cause she takes alot of things personally. Plus, when is the last fucking time she ever wanted to hang out with me @ Cubik? She hasn't wanted to hang with me in like months. *Note to self: Rant about Roach later* I don't like the pretentiousness of clubs like Dream and Home and H20. Especially the fuck not platinum. Why would I want to spend $8 on a rum and coke? That right there is just plain ludacris....

In other news, My dad decided to stay in Oklahoma for a couple more days which is good. I'm glad he decided to spend more time with his parents. He left tuesday because one of his aunts died. But he decided to stay to visit some family. So he's doing well. I cant' think of anything else to say @ the moment.

Five things I'm greatful for today


1. My family's good health.
2. getting a good night sleep.
3. Delivery
4. Chief Black Kettle
5. My Grandma Katie...I miss her...I need to go home and visit.

Friday Randum


*comming soon*

Thursday, March 4

Thursday...

Yep...it's thursday...I'm suppose to have a date but I don't know...I'm really freaking tired. I'll probably just go home and chill. In the meantime. Just waiting around for Lisa to get here. She's suppose to come stay with me on the 19th - 28th. I can't wait. She's a really awesome woman/dork. I so happy to have met her.

And in other new, I'm going to Vegas to get hitched for a dae. I know a whole helluva lot of people probably won't approve of this...but hey...if brittany spears can do it, so can I. I think I'll drink 12 red bulls though because I am twice the woman she is! *LOL* We'll see if I have the balls. I'm trying to get Stephy to go since she stood me up on Valentines. She gets to be my maid of honor. *smile*

Anyways...

Five things I'm greatful for today


1. The two boxes of Capri Suns under my desk...I can't seem to drink enough.
2. The fresh rain on the ground that reminds me of Oklahoma.
3. that it's one day closer to my birthday. (Click on the wishlist to see what I want....and buy it for me! LOL)
4. People who have nothing better to do than to make .wav files.
5. My F*cker who never ceases to amaze me everyday.

Thursday Randum



*kinda serious* Outkast related



Click Here to go to article.

NATIVE AMERICAN RED VINYL RECORDING ARTIST LITEFOOT REQUESTS ATTENDANCE FROM HIP HOP ARTIST ANDRE 3000 AND GROUP OUTKAST AT GATHERING OF THE NATIONS POWWOW TO HEAR VERBAL APOLOGY FOR GRAMMY PERFORMANCE


Nashville, TN ? February 20, 2004 ? Litefoot, founder and recording artist for Red Vinyl Records, 2003 Native American Music Awards ?Male Artist of the Year? as well as four-time winner for ?Hip Hop Album of the Year,? Hollywood actor, and Board Member and spokesperson for the Association For American Indian Development (A4AID) is requesting an appearance from Outkast?s Andre 3000 at this year?s Gathering of Nations Powwow for him to give a verbal apology to the Native American people in regards to his performance at this year?s Grammy Awards show, which broadcast on CBS on February 8th.

Litefoot strongly feels that the recent Outkast performance is one of many offenses towards the Native American people and he passionately believes that the disrespect for his people has gone on far too long.

The performance included Andre 3000 jumping out of a smoking tipi, surrounded by African American girls wearing green fringe leather go-go outfits and his DJ had on a full eagle feather headdress. The University of Southern California?s marching band joined them onstage with chicken feather hats and war paint on their faces. Andre was dressed in a green jumpsuit with feathers and moccasin boots, and he and his crew of dancers jumped around, popping their mouths.

?This performance represented the stereotypes [Native Americans] have been trying to overcome for decades,? said Litefoot. As an actor, Litefoot is faced with this racism and stereotypes in many of his roles, but through it all knows that the ultimate story line in everything is ?...with racism and stereotypes there is destruction.? He has been fighting for the people of Indian Country continuously over the past decade and has been recognized as a leadership figure to Native Americans, especially the youth.

The proud member of The Cherokee Nation of Oklahoma is outraged and sincerely disappointed in the lack of mention over this act of disrespect. He feels that Arista Records, Outkast, CBS, The FCC and The Grammy?s should be held accountable for this travesty.

?The FCC said nothing and no one else has even formally recognized it with an apology,? Litefoot complained. ?And look at the light that they are shining on that Janet Jackson issue. Her breast gets more attention than our whole race of people being utterly humiliated.?

Aside from the Grammy Awards, Litefoot has expressed other examples of disrespect fueling his anger. The night before the awards show, he watched a ?Native American Character? be made a fool of on Saturday Night Live. And, recently, saw the new issue of Vibe Magazine with Alicia Keys on the cover, in which the fashion section features an African American model in a nice suit with a head dress on. Also, it upsets him to see the Native American culture exploited through professional sports mascots and sports reporting such as Jillian Barbarei?s comment on FOX that simply and harshly stated in regards to the protest against Outkast, ?...Indians need to get a life.?

As an ultimate response to the ongoing disrespect towards his native people, Litefoot is organizing what he calls ?The Campaign For Equality,? which he proclaims will stand for the people and against human rights violations and civil rights atrocities like that which happened at the Grammy?s, but are perpetuated against the indigenous people of this country daily.

According to Litefoot, the campaign will focus on bringing awareness to mainstream society and reach worldwide. It will bring attention to the contradictions in society regarding civil liberties and basic human rights as today in the world for Native people. And he plans to take a strong look at the obvious contradictions held in hip hop regarding the recent EMINEM issue of race and the lack of acknowledgment and comment by other hip hop artists and hip hop press concerning the Outkast incident.

A major part of the campaign is the Gathering of Nations Powwow, which will happen April 23 and 24th in Albuquerque, NM. This is the largest annual event in Indian Country, uniting over 100,000 people from around the world. The ?Reach the Rez Concert Stage,? at the event, is expected to gather over 60,000 people in two days.

Litefoot has invited Rev. Jesse Jackson to appear as his guest at the Powwow. He hopes that Jackson, who agrees that the Grammy performance was inappropriate, will help to bring Outkast to the event to make a formal apology in person. A reputable source has said that a written apology was sent to the Associated Press, but Litefoot and the Native American people have never seen it.

?This would give Andre 3000 the perfect platform to say what he has to say, and give an explanation to the largest predominately Native American crowd he would ever be able to gather in person,? said Litefoot.

?We will make a difference no matter how long we have been told that we will not! I have made my mind up and I will not stop until I come home with a victory for the people!?


Wednesday, March 3

Skipped a day?

Yay, Ryan called two days in a row. Lucky me. He's doing great and taking it easy. I'm glad. He's already in Dallas which is great. He's going through withdrawls from the umbillical cord being chopped off. He's dealing. I'm just glad that I did that ish a while back. I had to gnaw my cord off. But I'm a better person for it. Don't ge me wrong I love my mamma. She made me the beautiful Native woman that I am. But she also has her crazy times. And I was taking up to much responsiblity. Blah blah blah. Anyways.

Wednesday was aight. Nothing too fancy. Had some good laughs with Kelli (when do I not have laughs with my numi?) we were listening to wav files off the internet. Monty Python rawks....

Five things I'm greatful for today


1. Frankie J *I still think that mofo is hotter than biscuits*
2. Pebbles and co for thinking up hotter than biscuits.
3. Carmen for being so kick ass and her new michelle branch layout. *it's awesome*
4. Amba for always being cute.
5. Danna for keeping it real always. Don't let Gretchen get you down.

*Missing CCC-Carmen...what's up with blog city...come to the darkside and come to blogspot*

Wednesday Randum



*kinda deep*

WHAT IF.....



What if Michael Jordan, who was dismissed from the Washington Wizards,

has finally come to the conclusion that no matter how popular he was in

basketball and around the world, some little old white man controlled

his destiny. Michael Jordan's destiny. I mean he put over

$40 million in ticket sales alone in Abe Pollin's coffers. The Wizards

were a team that he alone personally made popular and profitable. He

alone made the team and organization a star attraction in every city he

went to play. # 23 - Jordan's Wizard jerseys selling off the rack at

sporting goods stores everywhere. Not to mention the economic impact

that he made on Washington, DC and the league all around. But all that

doesn't matter because Jordan doesn't own what he created the value for.



BUT WHAT IF...



What if immediately after that meeting with Abe Pollin, Jordan got on

his phone and called Bob Johnson, Oprah Winfrey, Bill Cosby, Willie

Gary, Magic Johnson, Russell Simmons, John Johnson, Cathy Hughes, Sean

Combs, Master P. and said, "it's time". "It's time for us not to own

just a team, but it's time for us to own our resources: sports and

entertainment".



Of course David Stern, Abe Pollin and other NBA owners would be laughing

their asses off. Thinking, those Negroes are trying to start a league of

their own. Ha! ha! ha! ha!



Then in the very next batch of calls, he calls: John Thompson, Charles

Barkley, Paul Silas, Isaiah Thomas, Maurice Cheeks, Doc Rivers, Lenny

Wilkins and others and says, " we need experienced coaches for our new

league. We have the investors, now we need coaches, general managers

and front office personnel. It's time! Will you join us in making world

history?"



The laughs from Abe and David have subsided, but they are still coming.

And they still have doubts. Those Negroes can't do it.



Then in the last batch of calls, while Abe and David Stern are still

laughing, Michael Jordan calls Allen Iverson, Shaquille O'Neal, Kobe

Bryant, Tracy McGrady, Chris Webber, Kevin Garnett, Vince Carter, Jason

Kidd, Tim Duncan, Paul Pierce and Lebron James and says "it's time." He

continues, "My partners and I are starting a new league and we need you.

We need to control what we have given to this earth in terms of our

entertainment, sports and athleticism. Without you, there is NO NBA.



Forget your contracts, you all are all millionaires. Come with us and

let's make history."



Abe and David Sterns aren't laughing anymore. They realize that there is

something serious happening and Michael Jordan, the most popular and

beloved athlete in the world is leading the charge.



"Well what about arenas?" the owners say. "We own them".



"Fine. There are plenty of arenas in every city that are not being used.

They are old, but hey it's a start. So we'll lease them".



"Well, what about TV?" Abe asks.



"No problem. Willie Gary and Cathy Hughes' companies are starting cable

channels. We'll run our games on them for now as well as BET, then we

will negotiate with the major networks soon. And with Cathy, we've got

radio broadcasting, so that isn't a problem either."



"Well, how do you advertise?, Abe sneered.



"No problem. We get Russell Simmons, Jay-Z, P-Diddy and Master P. to

get every rapper and R&B singer in the world to talk about the new

league in all their songs. We'll do commercials and videos with Bill

Cosby, Spike Lee and even Oprah yelling "The UBA is fantastic [Universal

Basketball Association], others can play, we just want to own). We'll

get John Johnson and Earl Graves to write about it in Jet, Ebony and

Black Enterprise. We'll get FUBU, Sean John and Rocawear to design the

team uniforms. We'll get Oprah to talk about the new league and

interview players, investors, coaches on her show.



We'll get Johnnie Cochran and Willie Gary to head our legal team.



We'll get actors like Halle Berry and Denzel Washington to publicly

endorse the league and attend the games. And finally, we get Michael

Jordan, the biggest draw in the world to put his competitive spirit and

name recognition behind it".



There are a lot of intangibles missing in this hypothetical situation,

but nevertheless, this "what if" could be the trigger to set Mr. Jordan

on a path that would really put his name in the history books.



He alone has the clout to bring this to fruition.



When are African Americans going to stop hating and start cooperating

with each other to do something on this scale?



When are African-Americans going to stop being used by sport owners and

start thinking OWNERSHIP? Bob Johnson is great, but he had to be voted

in by 28 other white men.



If we collectively take what is ours, sports and entertainment, and hold

it back from the world until we own it, then we can control our own

destiny.

It sounds far-fetched, but IT CAN BE DONE. Then Michael Jordan, the

greatest player to ever play basketball, will not have to worry ever

again of being used by someone for personal financial gain. If Mike

owned the league, he's the one who'd be doing the firing and hiring. And

then a person like Abe Pollin would have no choice but to respect the

greatest basketball player to ever live.



What if....



WHAT IF YOU PASSED THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND IT GOT TO OME OF THOSE

PEOPLE MENTIONED IN THIS E-MAIL, LIKE MIKE. YOU NEVER KNOW!!!!



REMEMBER THESE WORDS... "Those who don't understand interest pay it,

those who do, earn it."


Tuesday, March 2

It's twosday...

And according to my nephew it's backwards day. Hooray!

Five things I'm greatful for Today


1. Sax-a-mah-phones
2. Randumz...I love them.
3. Native humor
4. Teh world being small
5. Always always, Myspace.

Tuesday Randum:



White boys can dance! Yep this is funny ish!

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