Lovely freakin day...

It's soo beautiful outside. The kinda day where you don't need a coat and you see a hill and say to yourself....Why the fuck not roll down it. It's a good day. I still miss Ryanna like crazy. He called today and told me he's going to post pone going to Hawaii to go to dallas and think things through. It really made me sad at first because if I knew that he was going to put off Hawaii longer I would have fought harder for him to stay. But alas, as always....things happen for a reason. And it's always for the best. I'm just glad he's not going to sit @ his house and fester. His mom is certifiable. I love her. She's like my mom and me in a lot aways so it's better for him to go somewhere where someone can mentor him in the ways of being a man. So that's good.

In other news, I saw Passion of Christ last night. And for me it left alot to be desired. I'm not highly religious by any means, but I grew up with strick baptist grandparents. This movie to me, for me, made light of Jesus's pain. Don't ge me wrong it was gory and sad but I couldn't connect with him. It was more like a movie that left alot of parts out. and had alot of unneccessary parts too. And I can see where Jewish people would ge the anti-semetic(sp?) ways. But the main point is that everyone (if you believe in that stuff) is responsible for Jesus's death. I didn't hate Jews before and I don't hate them now. Even a little bit. I know not everyone is as open-minded like me, so maybe they're right to be a little defensive. To me, if it were about natives...well I won't go there right now. Like the outkast thing. Which I didn't talk about. I didn't see it but Roach was pretty upset about it. More on that later.

Anyways, I'm going to go out and enjoy the rest of my beautiful day. I hope all my lovely blogger friends that are inside reading this right now.

GET OUT AND ENJOY NATURE FOR A CHANGE!

LOL Just kidding. You probably get out more than I do. Peace kittens. Lata!

Randum Quizzez provided by Amba *mvto Amba*

DownGirl-Sexy....
You are the average man's fantasy. You like sports
and action movies, toilet humor is your forte
and you love beer and red meat. His friends
all want to hang out with you, and most want to
do you. Too bad all the girls you know hate
you, but hey, who cares. You're a man's woman.


What's your brand of sexy?
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This is so totally me! cept girls don't hate me. ha ha!


Pervert


What's your sexual appeal?
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Unfortunately, I am a pervert. ...Feel sorry for me...LOL I re-did it with other ways I would answer...I also got nerdslut. NIiice.


Jessica Rabbit


Who 's Your Inner Sexy Cartoon Chick ?
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Jessica Rabbit...I always wanted to be Jessica Rabbit.

I didn't expect this...but oh well!


Pirates of the Caribbean!


What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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LMAO!

My family...

Well I'm freakin tired. But I hate looking at a blank space. So I'm filling it with love and family.



So there you go. Me, my sis and my dad. Lovely. That was a great day. We took the kittens to get their pics too. I'll post tomorrow or later. I was wondering what y'alls thoughts are on the passion of christ? The mel gibson movie. I'm going to see it this weekend. Hopefully, I don't get bricked....Aye!

I feel sick inside...

Well this past week has been the trippiest of all I must say. Last week ago today, I was in one of the biggest arguements of my life. Two of my ex's (Ryan and Ben), another male party, and beer were involved. It was Kaotic to say the least but we all made it through unharmed. That Friday I was not so lucky. My friend Ryan and I met up with some unexpected drama and the outcome of that was that he was asked to leave my home. He just left about 8 hours ago. Ryan, to whom I've had some of my best and worst memories, I miss like crazy. I love that kid to death. He's been one of the only people I can hang with every day and not get tired of. He's the friend that I can talk to, wrestle with, play chess with, laugh with, beat on, argue with, pretend with, be silly with....

and now he's gone. It's always for the best. He's going back to Texas for a week and then on to Hawaii. Which is the probably the best for him. He wasn't happy here. I was the only thing keeping him here. Things always could have been different but everything happens for a reason. He's so much better off. We'd just end up being attached. Which we don't want to be. We're not in-love with each other. Haven't been in a long while. Co-Dependancy sucks and that's not a way to live. I have to make my life better. I have to really buckle down and start doing things for myself. Having my own place is my priority. Getting my life situated should be my number one priority.

Though it still sucks. I'm not okay with this. at the same time there is nothing I'm going to do about it now. Even if I could. I could call him up and tell him to turn around right now and give it a second try. But why should I. I would if Hawaii weren't an option. I may have even worked harder for him to stay. But blah blah blah...I don't do regrets. Or else try not too. I'm going to go back to trying not to cry now. I'll be better soon. A lesson in life. Peace. I love you, Ry. My grandfather bless you on your journey.






Anyways.

Five things I'm greatful for today

1. Friends good enough to miss
2. Seminoles/Creeks don't have a word for goodbye
3. Sad/Happy music that fits my mood.
4. Brand New Days
5. Cigarettes! (LOL, I know this is bad but sometimes it's the only thing that makes me feel better)

My Randum

Will be comming later.

Five Things I'm greatful for today

1. Rain drops on a tin roof
2. Gas Money
3. Alarm Clocks
4. integrity
5. Pebbles comming back us!

Randum for Monday

Y O U
{x} what’s your full name? Katie Spring Sunshine Fixico
{x} what are your nicknames? Kate, Jade, Springe, Springer,Fucker
{x} how old are you? 23
{x} when is your birthday? March 26
{x} how tall are you? 5'7 +7/8ths
{x} what color are your eyes? Medium Brown
{x} where were you born? Lawrence, KS
{x} where do you live now? Washington, DC
{x} piercings? both ears, lip (closed now)
{x} tattoos? no as of yet
{x} do you get along with your parents? pretty much
{x} can you do anything freakish with your body? double jointed thumb
{x} when is your bedtime? 1:00
{x} what size shoe are you? 8 1/2
{x} have you ever been arrested? Not yet!
{x} who’s your role model? My father.
{x} what is the best thing you have done? Currently donating $ to my favorite Charities.
{x} do you have any pets? Sadly, no.
{x} do you have any siblings? Alden, Ivan, Kelli, Michael, & Sky
{x} nationalities? 3/4 Native Amerian Some Mexican and Dutch in there somewhere.
{x} what is your astrological sign? Aries, baby!

Y O U R F A V O R I T E
{x} number? 32680
{x} holiday: New Year's
{x} radio station? 99.1
{x} place? My room
{x} flower? Orchids
{x} scent? Very Sexy for Him by Victoria's Secret
{x} if you could be anywhere, where would you be? Back in Paris @ a coffee shop.
{x} what would you be doing there? Drinking coffee and contemplating going to Victor Hugo's Mansion

C U R R E N T S
{x} current clothes: Cargo's and a striped blouse.
{x} current mood: Melacholy and leaning toward sad
{x} current taste: Leftover Coke
{x} current annoyance: My tiredness
{x} current smell: Toner
{x} current thing you ought to be doing: My blogger and/or website.
{x} current worry: If my friend is going to be okay.
{x} current sound: My boss talking on the phone
{x} current fav food: BLT's
{x} current fav shoes: Brown and Black Sketchers
{x} current fav TV show: Queer Eye
{x} current fav movie: Love and Sex

L A S T P E R S O N
{x} you touched? Benji
{x} you talked to? Benji
{x} you hugged? My father
{x} you instant messaged? Roacha
{x} you kissed? *for me to know*
{x} you yelled at? Ryan
{x} you laughed with? Ryan

H A V E Y O U / A R E Y O U / D O Y O U
{x} considered a life of crime? yeah, still contemplating..
{x} considered being a hooker? Hooker, no, Pimp, yes
{x} split personalities? Yep!
{x} schizophrenic? Somewhat
{x} obsessive? yes
{x} obsessive compulsive? Not really.
{x} panic? Once in a while
{x} anxiety? 60% of the time
{x} depressed? kinda
{x} dream of mutilated bodies? Not so much anymore
{x} understanding? Try to be
{x} open-minded? 85% of the time
{x} insecure? Sometimes
{x} interesting? When I want to be
{x} friendly? yeah
{x} moody? very
{x} independent? Almost there
{x} hard working? Not as much as I could
{x} healthy? Overweight
{x} difficult? yep!
{x} attractive? I would say that, yes
{x} bored easily? always
{x} responsible? 40% of the time
{x} talkative? no really
{x} different? Yes'em
{x} lonely? no not at this point in time...maybe tomorrow
{x} color your hair? All the time
{x} have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Not as of yet.
{x} ever get off the computer? only when I get on the metro

H A V E Y O U E V E R
{x} fallen for your best friend? Nope
{x} made out with JUST a friend? yep
{x} been rejected? yes
{x} been in love? A few times.
{x} used someone? Yep. I'm wrong.
{x} done something you regret? Not really. Just things I feel bad about sometimes.

Woo....where did the week go...

I'm tired as hell. And the week is over.

FINALLY!

Tuesday was okay. Wednesday was drama. Thursday was okay. Friday....I'm tired.

I've been meaning to write in this piece for a bit but I've just been soo freakin drained. Not enough sleep. I will get it tonite. I have no big plans this weekend other than to stay home, go the gym and rest. That is all. No drama. No alcohol. Just me and whoever wants to be bored with me.

It's all to the good.

Anyways.

Pebbles, you're the koolest ever. And that invite is good for anytime.

Carmen, Thank you so much for the blinkies and stuff. That's totally awesome. And I am forever greatful and indebted. If there is anything I can do your you lemme know.

To all my other blogger buds and frens and readers. Have a great and safe weekend. NO DRUNK DRIVING! I mean it and if it's your friends don't let them drive either. Just thought I'd put that out there.

I'll probably be online alot this weekend so if y'all wanna hit me up and get me out of my boredum it would be much appriciated.

OH yeah....would it kill you guys to join Myspace? Don't ask why I am obsessed with that stuff. It's just awesome to me. I need more recruits for Native Pride! So join and add me @ joigazm@yahoo.com or webmaster@kissmyfrybread.com.

And if anyone wants a kissmyfrybread email addy lemme know. I have three spots left. and there up for grabs! You should already have a yahoo account but yeah. Kissmyfrybread....c'mon...how cool is that? LOL

Anyways, I'll let chall go. again...

My weekend...

Well I'm back from my loooong weekend and what a weekend it's been.

I can't exactly remember all the details but I'll try to make them out as best as I can...

Friday: No kids to watch...booo. Went out with Roacha and Ryan to get nails done but was too cheap to pay $35 for a full set and settled on a kick ass haircut.

Before & After

Went with Ryan to play pool and stuff. We didn't play for long. Got a little happy and went home.

Saturday: Valentines day. My dad started off nice. I got my breakfast for free, I got hit on looking grungy, and I got flowers from my Valentine from afar, Ms. Lisa. They were beautiful. Roacha had to work so me and Ryan went to terrorize my sister and brother in law. Mission accomplished. We went and did some innane errands and got some groceries. We home. Changed clothes and took off to Baltimore to go to Sonar. We had a Phukken Blast! When we first got there it wasn't too great. We just got to enjoy 5 minutes of open bar (two free drinks for me!) and then proceeded to get the party started. Ryan is a natural showman as exhibited by this picture.

He tore the floor up all night long. There were some people that tired to test him. And I admit they did what they could do but no one came close to Harjo in my opinion. No one had the guts to do half the tricks he did. Or had the stamina to try. But anyways. I danced too but I'm not that daring. I got out ther when no one else did and still tore it up when there was. I love dancing and I don't suck at it. so we left Sonar about 1 cause we were tired and drove home. I made some happy VD calls and we ate at IHOP. We got home around 4 and passed the heck out.

Sunday: Lazy Day. Did nothing but play Parasite Eve on the PS2. I played for 2 hours straight and did nothing else. We drug roach out with us for some bonding and came home about 1 for all of us. We had a great time. We even got into a wrestling match at home. Butthole broke my giraffe nightlight but it was well worth it. Good times.

Monday: I tried to clean my room the best I could after that but my efforts were thwarted by sickness and dry heaves. I don't know what for. It was like an all of a sudden thing. (No I am not prego, I just had my time of the month thanks) That was weird. I took Ryan bowling last night. Beat his ass cause that's the only real thing I know I can beat his ass at. Kudos for me. Anyways, this is long enough for now. Peesh out peoples.

Five things I'm greatful for today:

1. Roses
2. Good dreams
3. Spare nightlights
4. Hawaii
5. Waking up 2 minutes before you should leave for work. Yeah!

More Randum things

Ryan came to have lunch with me. I got my taxes back today and I gots paid today! woo hoo! Life is peachy! And Grand!
*does her famous monkey dance/cabbage patch* The world is awesome.

We took another one of those dum randum quizzez I come across. His favorite show is sealab 2021.

So in honor of that...here are our results....

Ryan

You are Marco. With Latin heat, and the strength of
5 gorillas, you need only metal teeth, and
you'd be the perfect warrior. You can pull off
a beret. Not many people can.


Which Sealab 2021 character are you?
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Spring

You are Sparks. You care about Sealab only because
it's full of fools to take advantage of.


Which Sealab 2021 character are you?
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Oh yeah. That is soo me! Watch your back fools....muahahahahaha! Well this week has sorta kinda been ishy for me. Lots of randum drama in my life. Plus! Stephanie had to cash in her ticket and now she's not comming. I was devistated. I bawled my eyes out on the way home after work. Oh well, last year about this time was Keiyo Pow-Wow in Montana. And we both wanted to go. She had the money and we had no ride so I "borrowed" my Aunties car for the weekend and we took off. We had such a blast. My Auntie's car was the shizznit too so I got mad compliments on it. No hook ups but alot of drunk fun. I miss her so badly. At the same time last year it was just me and her on Valentines. I made her a steak dinner and we watched Sex in the City the whole first season. It was great. I miss our sex in the city sundays. I love her to death.

Someday I'll get to see her again. I just hope sooner than later. Peesh for now.

Five things I'm greatful for Today

1. Getting up early enought to get breakfast.
2. Getting taxes back!
3. My Temper.
4. McDonald's Sausage.
5. Extra forks lying around my office.

NDN Frenz

Friday Randum

For all my friends blogger and not....


Just keep scrolling down. This is funny.

"NDN Frenz"



When you are greeezie,

I will take your frybread and Corn soup away...



When you are low on commods,

I will share mine (except for the cheese)...



When you're indian rez car's 4th donut spare blows out,

I will wave at you as I go by...



When you have too many hickies,

I won't tell anyone who gave them to you (not even you)...



When you smile,

I won't laff at your IHS dental work...



When your accent gets to thick, and bush indian ish

I will record you and figure it out later...



When we are down to our last beer,

I promise to share it with you...



When I borrow the latest powwow tape from you,

I promise to give it back...(within a year)



When you pass out,

I promise to make sure you do not get shaved up, egged up, or painted up...



When you snag one of my ex's...

I promise to try real hard not to laugh out loud knowingly , for too long...



When you have just come out of the rain to visit my house...

I will dry your clothes with my wood stove , warm you up, and cook you bannock all at the same time...



cuz...I LUFF YA!

The Rejection Hotline - A Rejection Phone Number to give out when you don't want to give out your real number

The Rejection Hotline - A Rejection Phone Number to give out when you don't want to give out your real number

Another Randum in case Keanu wasn't good enough for yah! (Like that could happen!)

Thursday Randum

Keanu Reeve's butt. Enter at your own risk! Not work friendly but very worth it...to me anyway.

Click here

Five things I'm greatful for today...

1. My mother who gave birth to me.
2. Four Rooms cause that movie is fucking good!
3. Having my celly back.
4. Internet @ home again!
5. The tree outside my window

Dammat!

I almost forgot the most important thing!


My dad bought us a brand new kick ass comp! It's dy-no-mite! With webcam and all. Oh yeah there is mischief to be had!

Wed Nes Day

Just something to Read.

Friend #1: you ever wonder why people teach not to be prejudice...its bad...don't do it...to kids.....cause to me prejudice, racism..etc is a natural reaction we have.....i say its ok to be prejudice racism, etc....its just not ok to treat people as such......your thoughts
Friend #2: Interesting.
Friend #2: That made my mind explode.
Friend #1: its a control thing for me...teach control of your feelings and actions......just you don't like somebody doesn't give you the right to treat them badly......unless course their actions dictate otherwise....and even then the bigger person in you should prevail
Friend #2: I get that.
Friend #2: My First thought….
Friend #2: As Native American's we learn prejudice at an early age. We learn from our elders that white people came and everything changed. Black people came and even more changed. Two sperate groups that changed our lives dramatically.
Friend #2: I don't agree with the word prejudice in general.
Friend #2: Prejudice meaning An adverse opinion or judgement formed beforehand or without full knowledge or complete examination of the facts.
Friend #1: yes webster i know what it is
Friend #2: Prejudice breeds ignorance and ignorance breeds hate.
Friend #1: and hate breeds suffering
Friend #2: exactly.
Friend #2: you see where I'm going.
Friend #1: yes.......of course i do
Friend #2: Another thing to is that as a native american I get to have the "right" to be prejudice because the future of my race may depend ont it.
Friend #1: the "right"......but in having that right are we not treating those who would treat us badly in the same manner based upon the antithesis of the reason we were treated in the first place......do we have the right to keep a perpetual cycle of equals hate?
Friend #1: of what equals hate?
Friend #2: I don't know. To me its seems a catch 22. We keep going on the cycle we're going to eventually die out because we know what hate breeds. But if we don't. We will cease to exist as a race.
Friend #1: but why do we need to hold on to hate to fire the desire to keep our cultural existence......and where does pride come into the mix?
Friend #2: I don't think it's hate so much as our need to ignore the fact that it's natural for us to love other humans (regardless of race) in general. We've been taught and conditioned to seek out only one truth. We are dying. We are our last hope. And even though Shananay is a fine girl you should really be with Nizohnii.
Friend #1: yes as i sat at the camp fire.....and little bird told me this.......she is a fine girl.....the truth is elsewhere
Friend #1: could not have summed it up better myself......

What cha think?

Five thing's I'm greatful for

1. Alarm Clocks
2. Loja (Turtles)
3. Old skool Jams. (Lighter Shade of Brown, ya heard?!)
4. Driving Skillz
5. Roach's first day of work.

Wednesday Randum

I would just post it but it's just too weird and creepy and I learned my lesson with snake man. Click here.

It's Tuesday!

www.idiotgirls.com

Yo, Ladies! You have to check out this site. Get your own idiotgirls kit. (it's a kewl kit I got mine yesterday) And read her books. They are pee your pants funny and something everyone can relate too. I just started Autobiography of a Fat Bride and I'm already peeing my pants. Just tell Laurie that you heard from a friend of a friend that you needed this kit. Laurie is awesome. So yeah! Do it! Do it now! (It's free so what do you have to lose) And buy the books. They're worth it!

Five things I'm greatful for today.

1. Courage to stand up for what I believe in.
2. Clean underwear ( I know it's gross but I don't have to go commando anymore!)
3. Nail cleaners. ( I hate getting gunk under my nails! )
4. Shane West. ( Mmmmmm.....Shane....*drool, gargle, drool*
5. Having the bed to myself last night! (Woo Hoo!)

Tuesday Randum

Which Unwanted
Sexual Gesture Are You?

Mundane....

Oh my god. So my best friend in the whole (besides my Numi) world since the sixth grade is comming to see me this week! What?!

Stephanie is the greatest like whoa.

I <3 U Steph! I can't wait to see you!

Five things I'm greatful for today.

1. A clean room finally!
2. A bank account with Money in it.
3. My father who keeps me sane.
4. My friend Jason in Wyoming how is as awesome as he is intellectual.
5. My mango body lotion from Hawaii.


My Ran Dum?...
TBA

Gay Marriage...

So in reading the morning paper today, I happened to find an article on the gay Marriage Protest in Boston Common. Usually, stuff like this I just ignore. But today something sparked a thought in me. (RARE).
One of the signs read:

Homosexuality is not normal

Marriage, ancient, sacred

I was like wtf. Where are these people when Actors/Actresses marry and divorce like it's running out of style. Changing husbands like they change their wardrobe. It's ridiculous. Why don't they protest at their doors about how they are ruining the sanctity of marraige. They flat out make marriage look like a joke.

Another thing too is they make such a big deal about homosexuality being a sin. It's just a big as sin as infidelity and divorce. But are those causes for protest? Nope. Just homosexuality. Because it's not "normal". Infidelity isn't normal either apparently. Where are the postests for that? What the hell is normal anyways? Are downsyndrome baby's normal? Are people that can turn away homeless people and not adopt kids that need love and attention normal? Are catholic priests that moslest boys normal? Are people that think they have a right to judge other people normal? Apparently so. Jane marrying Mary is going to ruin my hetrosexual life forever. Mark sucks because he want's to be able to be joined with Joe for the rest of his life and that's going to stop me from having a normal life. :-P

The bible also say judge not less ye be judged. So, I think I'm going to start that protest about that. Because protesting about only certain stuff I agree with and read in the bible and think it's law is normal. Other people's beliefs aren't. Afterall, this is America, dammat.

Iiiiiiiiiit's Friday!

Thank god!

Five things I'm greatful for today.

1. That they're is forgiveness in the world.
2. Water.
3. VIP lists
4. Yogurt
5. C.h.e.e.s.e. (Courage helps excite every single event)

Friday Randum

Um yeah.. hit the penguin. my best so far. 316.3 feet.

Thirsday...

What are some of the things you would not share with anyone, no matter what?

There isn't a whole lot that I wouldn't share in the world. If I hated you and I had an STD. I'd share that with you. I'm just generous in that way. When I first thought of that thought I had to laugh to myself. I ame forever amusing myself with the stupid/nerd/wicked/sick/retarded/just plain dum things I can think of on the spot. Stuff that only makes me laugh and 90% of the time my sister. But besides those two people. I'm just plain weird. In all honesty, no I couldn't share an std even if I had one. I couldn't stab someone unless they threatened my family. (So I suppose that means I could share a stab) I couldn't give someone AIDS. No Matter what. I think that would be about the only thing I can think of. I'm sure there are more profound answers to this question. But I like to put my mind on cruise control and see where it takes me. Which reminds me of a quote that reminds me of myself. (hahahahaha). Wanna read it? Here it go:

"Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there"

Yep that sums me up in a nutshell. Until next time kids, Ciao, baila.

what I am greatful for today...

1. Free DNB mp3's. I love me some DNB
2. Finding my credit card. Woo hoo. Cha-Ching!
3. 1800flowers.com. *Get well soon, Lisa!*
4. My little Maya Angelou quotes of the dae.
5. New York City. *sigh* I'll see you again.

Thirdsday Ran dum

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY AND DRIVE OTHER PEOPLE NUTS!!
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Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.

Always wear them one day after your boss (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

In the memo field of all your paychecks, write 'for sexual favors'.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing.
For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.'

While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive.

Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

Insist that your e-mail address be zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com, as in mail to: zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Suggest that the Coke machine be filled with beer.

Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

Determine how many cups of coffee is 'too many'.

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

For a relaxing break, get away from it all in the fish tank with a mask and snorkel. If no one notices, ditch the snorkel and see how many fish you can catch in your mouth.

Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc.,
in the breakroom. When people complain that there was nothing there,
lean back, rub your stomach, and say, "You've got to be faster than that."

When driving colleagues around, insist on keeping your car's windshield wipers running during all weather conditions to keep 'em tuned up.

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers, then cc them to your boss.

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

Dont use any punctuation

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what sex they are.

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.

Stomp on plastic ketchup packets.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Honk and wave at strangers.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, then eat the complimentary mints by the cash register.

TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

type only in lowercase.

Mumble to coworkers. When they ask, "What did you say?", reply "Never mind. It's gone now."

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
Because you're not in the mood.

And the final way to annoy people:
Send this post to everyone in your address book, even if they
Sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

Wednesday...

No randum today I was just plain lazy. I have a new layout thought. I suppose that may be construde as random. But anyways. Hump Day. Thank god I'm glad. I'm to tired of this bullsheeit. I need something exciting to happen to me tonite. But what? Probably, nothing like always. I'll have to make something happen like I always do. Babysitting the rats tonite. That's my only highlight. I suppose I'll go cause I'm boring and I don't want to bore you to death. Again, Happy Birthday Pebbles! Have a great night and hope you had a better birthday than most. Big hugs and monkey dances for all. Peesh.

Five things I'm greatful for today...

1. Orange juice.
2. My pretty silk Asian blouse.
3. Cassandra Wilson.
4. The man that gives me my free newspaper everyday.
5. Pebbles birthday. :D

Janet Jackson....You know I had to say something

Well, as the world has now seen. Janet Jackson actually has nipples.

That's right folks. I said nipples.

I was very, very excited to just see her on the half-time show. If I haven't mentioned it before. I am a Janet Jackson Fanatic. Just seeing her there got me all mushy because she's my fave. I can't understand why.

Anways, The world was stunned by this coorazy publicity stunt but as for me. It was one of the most exciting moments in my life. And the fact that Justin Timberlake did it makes it even hotter. I have the video downloaded. It's awesome. If you wanna see the pictures yourself go to drudgereport.com.

That is all. Carry on.

Tuesday Randum....Are you getting (Gulp) Old?

I've been told this was true. I can't wait....


25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP....



1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.



2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.



3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.



4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.



5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.



6. You watch the Weather Channel.



7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.



8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.



9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."



10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.



11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.



12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.



13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.



14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.



15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.



16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.



17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.



18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.



19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.



20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."



21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.



22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."



23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.



24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.



25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find a single one to save your sorry old a**.

Five things I'm greatful for today...

1. The rain that is washing the snow and allowed me 2 free hours off of work this morning.
2. My waterproof pants.
3. My kick ass Family unit that I have created. Ryan and Roach you guys Rawk!
4. My sense of humor. Without it I would have killed someone by now.
5. Toe socks. That is all.

Monday Randum...

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I Know I'll be expecting mine!

Five things I'm greatful for today...

1. My spaceheater in my office. Cause it's the only thing keeping me warm.
2. A little picture of my grandparents when they were in high school and in love.
3. My blogger friends. They're the greatest and always make my day.
4. Dr. Pepper. What would I drink with out it?
5. Ramen noodles. Always good when you're lazy. :D