Too FuNay!

DR. SEUSS, SOUTHERN STYLE!
*Nothing like NDN-SPAM about...well... Spam!!


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I do not like powdered eggs and Spam, I do not like them . . .
no, thanks, maa'm!

I will not eat them in OKC
I will not eat them with sofkee
I will not eat them with Wes Studi
I will not eat them with Wallace Coffey
I will not eat them in Pawnee
I will not eat them in Shawnee
I will not even eat them in Ponca City - at the V!

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
especially not at Keystone Dam
I will not eat them in 'darko
I will not eat them with the Fish named Joe
I will not eat them at Hog Creek
I will not eat them at Cache Creek
I will not eat them at Black Bear Creek
I will not even eat them when times are bleak!

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I will not eat them if they're bland
I will not eat them after hours, in the Rainbow, in Lawton
I will not eat them if they hint of being rotten.
I will not eat them in "Jumps" in Fairfax
I will not eat them after even one ex-lax!

I will not eat them at Tulsa Powwow
I will not eat them at Perkins Powwow
I will not eat them at Indian Hill's Powwow
I will not eat them at Bell Powwow
I will not eat them then OR now-now!

I will not eat them with an Otoe
I will not eat them with a (Ryan) Harjo *AYE!*
I will not eat them at Seminole
I will not eat them at the swimmin' hole
I will not eat them with Kelly Haney
I will not eat them. Are you Insanee?

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam,
Even if you twist my face.
I will not eat them with a Sac and Fox (Waaay!)
I will not eat them 'cause they taste like crusty socks.
I will not eat them in the dark
I will not eat them anywhere close to Millard Clark.

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I will not eat them even close to White Eagle
I will not eat them with DeeDee GoodEagle
I will not eat them with Joe OR Annette Rice
I will not eat them, not once or twice

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I will not eat them with Jim Gray
I will not eat them, aye china, ha-way!
I will not eat them near a Cheyenne
I will not eat them in Vian
I will not eat them in Copan
I will not eat them while sittin in da' can?

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I will not eat them with Young Bird
I will not eat them around a nerd.
I will not eat them in da' slammer
I will not eat them with Yellow Hammer.
I will not eat them at True Loves
I will not eat them EVEN WITH that much of a buzz!

I will not eat them at Riverside
I will not eat them even if you cried.
I will not eat them at Sequoyah.
I will not eat them at Chilocco
I will not eat them in Eufaula
I will not eat them even if you do say "hey-luh"

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I will not eat them with a Kiowa. *Dem Kiowaz*
I will not eat them when they say "BUH"
I will not eat them with Dewayne Tofpi
I will not eat them with Dennis Zotigh
I will especially not eat them with Hammond Motah!

I will not eat them while bowling
I will not eat them while golfing
I do not like them while playing basketball or soft ball
I will not eat them playing shini or stickball
I will not eat them playing Indin' football
I will not eat them with y'all in a bingo hall.

I will not eat them at a stomp dance
I will not eat them at a war dance
I will not eat them at a gourd dance
I will not eat them at a handgame
I will not eat them with anyone who's "Mahbane"
I will not eat them Ducky Anquoe
I will not eat them - get a clue!

I will not eat them with Big Red Pop
I will not eat them with an Indin cop
I will not eat them at IICOT or if I Rot.
I will not eat them with Edmond Tate
I will not eat them fishing with stink bait.
I will not eat them, if you say Ayyye
I will not eat them, if you're gay
I will not eat them especially if you're acting "someway !"

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I do not like them at Concho
I do not like them at Creek Nation Casino
I do not like them while reading OKIT
I do not like them while reading ICT
I do not like them while reading the Pawnee Chief
I do not like them while I'm on the "O" - good grief!

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I will not eat them at the 'nine
I will not eat them cooked with a bacon rind
I will not eat them after stayin' up all night
I will not eat them . . . before you pull your bite?
~Author Unknown (Must be Kiowa, Aye.)


This poem was the Ish! I loved it. Made me LOL!