Have a safe and Happy New Year!

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Take care everyone.

My pluses for the year......

This year has certainly been thee single most eventful year of my life.

January:
1. New Years with Stephanie. Good times.

Feburary:
1. Going to Las Vegas.
2. Stealing a car and going to Montana to snagg some of the hotest Native Ballers around AND not getting caught.

March:
1. Moving back to DC from Bumphuck, Idaho. (Back to the action)
2. My 23 B-Day. (All by myself but made the best of it)

April:
1. Going to see Les Miserables on Broadway. (Lifelong dream)
2. Finding myself. (I did some awesome life-changing trainings)
3. Finding out my sister was prego (Again!)

May:
1. Finally after three years, getting together with the hotest/sexiest/yummiest guy I knew.
2. Having the best long-distance relationship ever!
June:
1. Going to visit Buffalo, NY and subsequently breaking it off with aforementioned because he's...
2. My sister getting married to the man of her dreams.
3. Being the maid-of-honor.
4. My ex-boyfriend flying out here from Hawaii to play the Native American Flute @ my sisters wedding at the last minute.
5. Me taking my sister to a (female) strip club for the first time. (Hillarious!)

July:
1. My Nephew turning 4. (He's the coolest kat I know!)

August:
1. My sister turnging 22.
2. Me finishing my training. (the craziest thing I've ever done in my life)
3. Me getting a Job. (After my 2 year hiadus)

September:
1. My niece Amber being born. (Awe!)
2. My ex-boyfriend's parents comming to "visit" me. (trying to convice me to seduce him....bwahahahaha)
3. My best friend Benji moving back to DC

October:
1. Seeing my favorite band Indigenous and meeting sexy ass Mato!

November:
1. My Roacha moving to DC. (finally!)
2. Having a dinner @ my apt. with ALL my family.

December:
1. Going to Paris. (Lifelong dream)
2. Seeing the Arc de Triomphe (Lifelong dream)
3. Seeing the greatest movie of all time (LOTR)
4. Having a bomb ass time with my ex Ryan (Go figure)
5. Spending New Years with the people I love.

That is all. Peace and Happy New Year.

New Year's Resolutions

1. Learn to become the kick-ass skier I know I really am.
2. Learn to become the kick-ass guitar player I know I really am.
3. Learn to become the bad-ass golfer I know I really am.
4. Actually utilize my Gym membership.
5. Spend more time with my little brothers.
6. Stay single for an entire year. (NO MORE PRETTY BOYS!!!!)
7. Appriciate myself more the my accomplishments.
8. Earn at least 12 credits this year. (ha ha ha)
9. Telling all the co-dependants in my life to flick off and do it yourself once in a while.
10. Smoke only 185 days this year instead of all 365.
11. Stop smokin' da crack pipe.
12. Not forget anyone's birthday.
13. Fly myself to Hawaii for my Birthday.
14. Get my milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard.
15. Not give a damn about what the price of rice in china is.

Yeah....that'll do it for me.

The aftermath...

Another day. Christmas was awesome. I loved it from head to toe. I woke up to my nephew staring me straight in the eyes and saying "Are you awake yet, Auntie?" "There's presents you know" (He's four and it's his first real "I'm excited about Christmas" year). Plus, it was my niece "Amba's" first so it was real special for all of us. I got got a lot of things that I wanted and everything else I really didn't want. Meaning everything I got is what I really wanted. (Except for the Hello Kitty TV) I got this really great Art book call Drawing from the Right side of the Brain. It's really awesome and I can wait to start tapping into my creativity. Anyways. I got a new hat (I love hats), a Tar-gei gift card. (I love target), My sister broke down and got me those black silk cargos I always hinted about, I got a necklace, some Sage/cedar/sweetgrass body balm, for my excema, Some hello kitty toe socks, (VERY AWESOME!), The donation made in my name to the Indian center in Lawrence, (My favorite gift of all). And the joi of seeing my nephew's face when he saw the golf clubs Santa (Me) got him. (Four is old enough right?) Anyhow.

Then we went home and unbuttoned our top buttons. I began my art book and spent the next 3 hours reading. Took a nap and then drug Roach out to Heaven and had an okay time. She met a really kool kat and I ran into one of my old "friends". It was nice to catch up. Anyhow. It was a great night. Later tators. Tonight me and Roach and Kina and her friend Lindsey (I think) are heading to VIP's . Hopefully, there will be a juicier story. Take care y'all. Peace.

Merry Christmas, Everyone!

This Always makes me laugh.

This is my gift to you. Hope it makes you laugh as hard as it did me.


Click here if you can't view.

Brainteaser of the Dei.

Click here to begin!

The rules to the game are written below as well as the link to where the game is located...just hit the bigger circular button and it takes you to the game Japanese IQ Test ... Apparently this is an IQ test given to employees in Japan. > >Everybody has to cross the river. The following rules apply:

http://smallcampus.net/html/maths_g...riverIQGame.swf

* Only 2 persons on the raft at a time
* The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's presence
* The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's presence
* The thief ( striped shirt) can not stay alone with any family member
* Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft
* To move the people click on them.
* To move the raft click on the red balls.....
Result: if you succeed in: 4 minutes: you are a Genius
6 minutes: You are exceptionally intelligent
10 minutes:You are very intelligent
20 minutes:You are average
25 minutes: You are a bit slow
30 minutes or more: You are terrible

And no I don't know the answer so don't ask. Have funny and Merry Christmas!

Hey Guess what?

Beautiful!



My new favorite picture! My friend Ryan at the Rhinefalls. More Later.

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Early x-mas gift

Network for Good :: Your Giving Card Awe my dad made a donation in my name to the Indian Center in Lawrence, Kansas. (Where I was born/Yes, I'm a Haskell Rascal) This is the greatest gift ever daddy. Mvto! I love you!

Quiz of the Dei.

Your "The 100 Acre Personality Quiz" Results: "
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My thoughts for the day.

Well another day, another weekend, another month almost gone by. And where have they gone to you might ask? Heck, if I know. Today, I got to do the mail run cause everyone is on vacation and it's very tedious and boring. That's where my day went. My weekend was slightly uneventful considering I made myself nauseous by acting like a infatuated little girl. This occured because I went to see my brother-in-law's cousins band who's leader my sister thought I would die for. (She knows me so well) Anyways, she was right. This guys is awesome. Just my type. (skinny, sexy full lips, dorky, gorgeous, long hair ) Plus, he had the most amazing voice and played all my favorite songs from Creed to Van Morrison. The band was great. Anyways, needless to say I enjoyed myself. Right up until the end when my "best" friend who just so happens to be my ex got all "J" and went nutzo on me. I rather not get in to that but lets just say we're no longer on speaking terms since then. Which for us is a long time and has been a long time comming. Why did I fall in love with possesive "you're mine but I don't want you" types? Answer: I'm sick in the head. Blah. Anyways.

Where did my month go? Well one wonderful trip to Europe (Paris, France/Zurich, Switzerland/Constance, Germany/which the story I'll get to someday soon!). Two wonderful weeks with the Harjo's. Meeting an awesome family from Switzerland. (love you Connie/Jurg/Melanie/Stephanie), My niece getting fatter by the minute, my nephew beginning to read on his own, My fantasically fabulous father finally going on a date. My lovely beautiful splendid Roach moving up here with me, and me loving every minute. Kewl beens. Cheers for December...and it's not even over with yet.

Info of the dei...

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | the dark
02 | the deer lady
03 | my nephew walking too close to the street
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THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | My Numi/My Momishu
02 | Roach
03 | Benji
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THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | My family/Friends
02 | being in love
03 | watching the sunset @ the top of the Eiffel Tower.
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THREE THINGS I HATE:
01 | people that aren't clear about what they want
02 | liars
03 | Guys that have egos and don't know it.
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THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | Why there isn't a goodlooking/educated Native males my age.
02 | I usually want men I can't have.
03 | The Washington Redskins don't change their name.
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THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | Hershey's Chocolate Milk
02 | A picture of my Grandparents when they were teenagers
03 | My loja made of wood from the Bahams...that's right it says Bahams.
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THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | trying to stay awake cause I'm bored out of my brain
02 | listening to my immortal by evanescence
03 | Eating my BLT
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THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | be a role model for Native Youth.
02 | get married and have 3 kids
03 | win the lottery
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THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | beat Ryan @ chess/Tekken Tag.
02 | build a kick ass website.
03 | dance like no one is watching
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THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | Teamplayer
02 | Shy at times
03 | Bossy Beeyatch
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THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | play the guitar
02 | have an abortion
03 | go back in time to when I was happy in-love.
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THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | Walela
02 | Indigenous
03 | Southern Boys
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THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
01 | Jewel. (I just can't stand her)
02 | Polka
03 | listen to whatever you want...
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THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
01 | you're not my fren...ever.
02 | Anyhow!
03 | That's so whatever. (Valley girl wannabe)
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THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | Chipotle Burritos!
02 | BLT's
03 | Mamma's Frybread and Stew. (None better)
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THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
01 | French - Fluently
02 | to play the guitar
03 | Be a chess master
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THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | Dr Pepper
02 | Chocolate Milk
03 | Water
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THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
01 | Muppet Show
02 | Mr. Rogers
03 | My little pony
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DESCRIBE YOUR..
[ x ] Wallet - Brown and used
[ x ] Hairbrush - Grey and compact
[ x ] Toothbrush - pink and white...spinbrush
[ x ] Jewelry worn daily - my rings Linda gave me
[ x ] Pillow cover - dark purple
[ x ] Coffee Cup - Farside dinosaurs smoking
[ x ] Sunglasses - $10 gas station specials
[ x ] Underwear - Vicki Secret Pink
[ x ] Favorite shirt - Green Joe Mamma shirt of Paul Frank
[ x ] Cologne/Perfume - Boss by Hugo Boss (Male version)
[ x ] CD - A mix CD by LBS (A DJ friend of mine)
[ x ] Tattoos - none as of yet
[ x ] Piercings - used to have a lip and bellybutton now just ears
[ x ] In my mouth - the last drop of Chocolate Milk
[ x ] In my head - Pain
[ x ] Wishing - I was 20 lbs lighter right now.
[ x ] After this - distributing mail in my office.
[ x ] Fetishes - biting, asian women, male body odor(don't ask), porn, and my ex(don't ask).
[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now - My friend Ryan
[ x ] Is next to you - my window overlooking the Metro...Romantic!
[ x ] Some of your favorite movies - Drunken Master/LOTR All 3/Bridget Jone's Diary
[ x ] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month - going through with my resolutions.
[ x ] The last thing you ate - BLT
[ x ] Something that you are deathly afraid of - getting hit by a car
[ x ] Do you like candles - yes of course...the more the merrier
[ x ] Do you like incense - not too jazzed about them
[ x ] Do you like the taste of blood - My own yes.
[ x ] Do you believe in love - very much
[ x ] Do you believe in soul mates - yeah and not just romanticly
[ x ] Do you believe in love at first sight - yeah
[ x ] Do you believe in Heaven - Of course
[ x ] Do you believe in God - Sure...ha ha. Yes I do.
[ x ] What do you want done with your body when you die - Cremated
[ x ] Who is your worst enemy - Me Myself and I...soon to be best friends
[ x ] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be - a pony named tony
[ x ] What is the latest you've ever stayed up - 1 day and a half.
[ x ] Can you eat with chopsticks - Yes, very well thank you
[ x ] What's your favorite coin - Sacajewa Dolla.
[ x ] What are some of your favorite animals - LOJA'S! Pandas.
[ x ] What's something that you wish people would understand - You're not victims
[ x ] What's something you wish you could understand better - Native Men...What's the deal?
[ x ] Who is someone that you really wish was still around - my friend Becky. I still miss her. And my Grandpa Stan. He left too soon.

I just like things that are random...

Click here for a random surprise! I like it.

It's not meant to be...

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FUH2 | Fuck You And Your H2 Click here.

So today I finally sat down and began writing my little saga of my trip to Paris. it was as great as it was long and then one flick of the mouse and it's all gone. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

So I leave you with this intriguing website in hopes that it can properly express how fustrated I feel. H2 are teh suck! Laters.

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Hey it's fun and it's convient....well I just like it cause it's fun. But join anyways. You won't regret it! And no i don't get money for this. I just like it that much. Add me as joigazm@yahoo.com Thanks!

My X-Mas Wish list.

1. Digital Camera (a goot one)
2. Gift Cards from Target/Payless/Bluefly.com/Hot Topic/Any really.
3. Golf Clubs/Club (One good driver will sufice for now.)
4. Burrberry Brit by Burberry Perfume.
5. A gift cert to a Salon.
6. Le Divorce/Dance Me Outside/Love and Sex/
7. My Grandparents visiting sometime next year.
8. Hello kitty Clock radio.
9. A guitar (This one is doubtful)
10. My own little Hello Kitty tv. (Pebbles put it in my head and now I want it...Damn you!)

I'll settle for my family having a wonderful x-mas and knowing that my families/friends are safe and sound.

Dear Santa letter

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Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kina's Christmas party. It was Roach who spiked the punch with too much Tequila. I can't help it if I drank 9 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Burberry Brit.

I thought it was funny when I put Stephanie's bra on my head and danced the lambada on the couch while singing `Dancing with myself'. I didn't mean to break Kina's vibrator and don't know why Kina would sue me for Public Indicency.

I don't remember calling Benji's wife a big pony---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and pink lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kelli's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that taquito.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Pontiac GTO through my neighbor's basement. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a whipped cat and have me arrested for public drunkeness!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all beasty and smelly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this dirty stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,
Spring (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 20 bucks!

I'm baaaaack!

Click here! Dreamkeeper Movie on ABC

I'm bruised and bewildered. I'm sore and sarcastic. I'm back from my fabulous trip to Paris! And what a trip it was. I'll write more later but I thought I would inform my friends of the world that there is this TV movie comming on ABC called the Dreamkeeper and it looks very interesting. Plus the Shane character is hotter than biscuits. ha ha ha. NE Ways. Kung-pai!

Greetings from Switzerland!

Just thought I would drop a line to say Alo to all my nukkaz N Ninjaz in webspaceland. I'm going to break my ass skiing tomorrow so wish me luck! Luv you all. I'm taking tons of pictures. I'll post when I get back. Peace!

One more day and all is well!

Click here for some fun! I'm sure you'll enjoy and appriciate it like I have.

Well in the past couple days that I haven't blogged so much has happened. First of all, Blessings and Condolences to the Kniffen family. My little brothers biological father passed away yesterday and he will surely be missed my many. I knew him barely but it still makes me kinda sad cause he's my baby bro's dad. Y'know. I hate tothink of him in pain. Anyways. Too be continued...

Too FuNay!

DR. SEUSS, SOUTHERN STYLE!
*Nothing like NDN-SPAM about...well... Spam!!


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I do not like powdered eggs and Spam, I do not like them . . .
no, thanks, maa'm!

I will not eat them in OKC
I will not eat them with sofkee
I will not eat them with Wes Studi
I will not eat them with Wallace Coffey
I will not eat them in Pawnee
I will not eat them in Shawnee
I will not even eat them in Ponca City - at the V!

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
especially not at Keystone Dam
I will not eat them in 'darko
I will not eat them with the Fish named Joe
I will not eat them at Hog Creek
I will not eat them at Cache Creek
I will not eat them at Black Bear Creek
I will not even eat them when times are bleak!

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I will not eat them if they're bland
I will not eat them after hours, in the Rainbow, in Lawton
I will not eat them if they hint of being rotten.
I will not eat them in "Jumps" in Fairfax
I will not eat them after even one ex-lax!

I will not eat them at Tulsa Powwow
I will not eat them at Perkins Powwow
I will not eat them at Indian Hill's Powwow
I will not eat them at Bell Powwow
I will not eat them then OR now-now!

I will not eat them with an Otoe
I will not eat them with a (Ryan) Harjo *AYE!*
I will not eat them at Seminole
I will not eat them at the swimmin' hole
I will not eat them with Kelly Haney
I will not eat them. Are you Insanee?

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam,
Even if you twist my face.
I will not eat them with a Sac and Fox (Waaay!)
I will not eat them 'cause they taste like crusty socks.
I will not eat them in the dark
I will not eat them anywhere close to Millard Clark.

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I will not eat them even close to White Eagle
I will not eat them with DeeDee GoodEagle
I will not eat them with Joe OR Annette Rice
I will not eat them, not once or twice

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I will not eat them with Jim Gray
I will not eat them, aye china, ha-way!
I will not eat them near a Cheyenne
I will not eat them in Vian
I will not eat them in Copan
I will not eat them while sittin in da' can?

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I will not eat them with Young Bird
I will not eat them around a nerd.
I will not eat them in da' slammer
I will not eat them with Yellow Hammer.
I will not eat them at True Loves
I will not eat them EVEN WITH that much of a buzz!

I will not eat them at Riverside
I will not eat them even if you cried.
I will not eat them at Sequoyah.
I will not eat them at Chilocco
I will not eat them in Eufaula
I will not eat them even if you do say "hey-luh"

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I will not eat them with a Kiowa. *Dem Kiowaz*
I will not eat them when they say "BUH"
I will not eat them with Dewayne Tofpi
I will not eat them with Dennis Zotigh
I will especially not eat them with Hammond Motah!

I will not eat them while bowling
I will not eat them while golfing
I do not like them while playing basketball or soft ball
I will not eat them playing shini or stickball
I will not eat them playing Indin' football
I will not eat them with y'all in a bingo hall.

I will not eat them at a stomp dance
I will not eat them at a war dance
I will not eat them at a gourd dance
I will not eat them at a handgame
I will not eat them with anyone who's "Mahbane"
I will not eat them Ducky Anquoe
I will not eat them - get a clue!

I will not eat them with Big Red Pop
I will not eat them with an Indin cop
I will not eat them at IICOT or if I Rot.
I will not eat them with Edmond Tate
I will not eat them fishing with stink bait.
I will not eat them, if you say Ayyye
I will not eat them, if you're gay
I will not eat them especially if you're acting "someway !"

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I do not like them at Concho
I do not like them at Creek Nation Casino
I do not like them while reading OKIT
I do not like them while reading ICT
I do not like them while reading the Pawnee Chief
I do not like them while I'm on the "O" - good grief!

I do not like powdered eggs and Spam
I will not eat them at the 'nine
I will not eat them cooked with a bacon rind
I will not eat them after stayin' up all night
I will not eat them . . . before you pull your bite?
~Author Unknown (Must be Kiowa, Aye.)


This poem was the Ish! I loved it. Made me LOL!

Yeah it's December!

Hooray the first day of December. And what a weird day it started out to be. First I had this crazy dream basically telling me I have to get right with all my friends and loved ones cause I'm gonna die soon. oooooooh. Then I forgot my purse on the train this morning but I handled it and got to work late. Boooooo.

Now I'm waiting for the 5:00 buzzer so I can run to Numi's to watch her kidz tonite while she goes to see Chevelle WITHOUT ME! (Numi is teh suck) So that kinda blows.

Other than that my day's been peachy keen. I madeover my blog like whoa and now It's 75% to my satisfaction. I'll leave it alone for now. Anyhow...that is all. Peace and Frybread Grease. Dolla Dolla Bill ya'll...lol...Whatever.